European Union

If European countries were people at a party: https://x.com/hispanicnomad/status/2004876928420106348

1. 🇪🇸 Spain: Showed up at 11pm, broke, asking to borrow €20, amazing stories
2. 🇮🇹 Italy: Late, blaming traffic, brought incredible food, leaves when mom calls
3. 🇫🇷 France: Arrived early to complain about the wine selection
4. 🇩🇪 Germany: On time, left at 10pm, didn't drink
5. 🇬🇧 UK: Blackout drunk by 9pm, starting fights
6. 🇵🇱 Poland: Actually fun but keeps talking about how he was bullied by his neighbors
7. 🇸🇪 Sweden: Left because the music was too loud
8. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: Wasn't invited because he's too neutral

Which one are you?